Worthy of Note : Myself and I

Mar

2009

Myself and I - CRS

Me 1: Mmmm... loving it.
Me 2: Ooo, i can tell the kung pow chicken has got a generous amount of MSG in it.
Me 1: Really? I can't seem to tell how different it is with our home cooked meals.
Me 2: Dude, i don't use MSG.
Me 1: Sure you do, you used it all the fucking time.
Me 2: I am sure i don't use it. That's because i never buy any MSG.
Me 1: Trust me, you have been eating MSG all this while.
Me 2: Impossible, there's no MSG in the kitchen, just salt, pepper, soy sauce and spices.
Me 1: Just because you don't see the packaging doesn't mean it's not there.
Me 2: What the hell did you do?
Me 1: Well, i am fed up with all the tasteless shit you cooked so i added MSG into all the condiments you use, lots of it.
Me 2: Damn you, so the sore throat i am having since last month was your doing.
Me 1: Probably. Oh, and i added them to your coffee, milk, juices, butter and mint sauce. You can thank me later.