Myself and I - Spring Time

  • Me 1: Look! I see daffodils coming~
  • Me 2: Hmm, they sure grow fast.
  • Me 1: Yups. lets step on them so they won't grow. I feel like destroying something nice today.
  • Me 2: Nah, i want them to take over the backyard so i can take pretty pictures of them.
  • Me 1: You can do it next spring.
  • Me 2: Haha. Funny. Now, scoot.
  • Me 1: Oops. one down. Another down and another... Ooo a biggie one, GONE.
  • Me 2: Stop it. Shit, what's happening, i can't control the legs...
  • Me 1: You can't stop me, assface! Soon, this body will all be mine.
  • Me 2: Fuck. What did you do?
  • Me 1: The stuff you've been taking, just vitamins.
  • Me 2: Where are the meds?
  • Me 1: Should be in the sea by now.
  • Me 2: Thank God i still have one in my pocket.
  • Me 1: Damn, did not see that coming.

posted 3 years ago