Worthy of Note : Myself and I

Feb

2009

Myself and I - Snowman

Me 1: Psst. Look, outside, heavy, thick thick snow.
Me 2: Oooo... Nice. Okay, seen enough, back to work.
Me 1: Lets go make a snowman. The last one was crappy.
Me 2: I'm tired, besides there's a lot of design to do.
Me 1: Come on, once a year thing. Please please please please~
Me 2: Hark!
Me 1: Okay, more like twice a year thing.
Me 2: Make it 3. The last one wasn't even a snowman.
Me 1: It was a snowman until you go all Jackson Pollock on it.
Me 2: Me or you?
Me 1: Oh ya, it was me. Looks neat though, very artsy-ish.
Me 2: No snowman today, work is the number one priority.
Me 1: Making a snowman is also hard work, so get your ass up and get going.
Me 2: Hell no.
Me 1: Fine then, you owe the next door kids 20 pounds.
Me 2: 20 what?
Me 1: I made a bet with the kids that my snowman will be bigger than theirs.
Me 2: You're lying, i don't recall making any bet.
Me 1: I did it this early morning. FYI, i take over this body once you go to sleep.
Me 2: Prove it.
Me 1: Check your outbox and messages.
Me 2: Fuck.
Me 1: Hurry up, the kids started 2 hours ago and they have reinforcements.
Me 2: Reinforcements?
Me 1: Yeah, they recruited the whole school. I bet their asses i can make more snowman than their whole school can.
Me 2: Shit. How much was the bet?
Me 1: 200 pounds. And the dateline is in 10 minutes.