Worthy of Note : Myself and I

Feb

2009

Myself and I - Juice

Me 1: Get up and go get some apple juice. Juice me now!
Me 2: Nay, Wikipedia says not to take any juice.
Me 1: Don't tell me you believe every bullshit Wikipedia says.
Me 2: Not totally, but there are other sources backing it up as well.
Me 1: Ya ya...but i am thirsty. Me need a draaank.
Me 2: We just drank a minute ago.
Me 1: Yah, water, and you know damn well i detest plain fucking tap water.
Me 2: Get used to it. It's the only thing we'll be drinking for the next few days.
Me 1: I'm screwed.
Me 2: Word.
Me 1: How about O.J. No one says no to O.J.
Me 2: Still juice.
Me 1: Argh, cranberry juice then.
Me 2: You know what juice means don't you?
Me 1: Yar... duh.
Me 2: Then which part of No Juice do you not understand?
Me 1: Prune juice then. I seriously think you need to drink more of it.
Me 2: For the love of...
Me 1: Raisins?
Me 2: No, I was going to say G...
Me 1: I know i know. Grape juice! Like raisins but with juice.
Me 2: I am ignoring you from now on.
Me 1: Okay, but not until you get me my juice.
Me 2: ...
Me 1: I'm waiting.
Me 2: ...
Me 1: JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
Me 2: Shut the fuck up, I'm drinking my prune juice!