Myself and the medical centre receptionist

  • Me: Hi, i need to make an appointment like right now.
  • Receptionist: Okay, have you registered with us before?
  • Me: No.
  • Receptionist: Okay, fill in these forms and give me a ring when you are done.
  • Me: (Scribble scribble) Done.
  • Receptionist: Thank you. Now, are you a student?
  • Me: Yes i am.
  • Receptionist: Can i have your student card please?
  • Me: Sure, no problem.
  • Receptionist: Okay, i got the details here. And, how long have you stayed in the address stated?
  • Me: Er... since September last year.
  • Receptionist: So, since then you never bothered to register with any GP at all?
  • Me: Well, i knew i was going to get lectured again. I was lazy okay...
  • Receptionist: That is a long time.
  • Me: I know, my bad.
  • Receptionist: Now, i will get the details filed and you will be assigned a doctor in the next 40 hours.
  • Me: Sorry?
  • Receptionist: You cannot make an appointment until the paperwork is done, and that is 40 hours from now.
  • Me: So, i can't be seen by a doctor now?
  • Receptionist: Yes, you will have to wait till it's 40 hours later and then give us a call to arrange for a consultation.
  • Me: But it's kind of an emergency. My neck and this throbbing pain...
  • Receptionist: I'm sorry, you will have to wait till then.
  • Me: But this pain is driving me crazy, i need to see a doctor now!
  • Receptionist: You'll just have to do so 40 hours later. See you.
  • Me: Oh shugs, thank you anyway. (Walks out the door, walks back in) I'm sorry, i don't think i can wait 40 hours.
  • Receptionist: You cannot just come in and expect a consultation. You must wait until the paperwork is done.
  • Me: But the pain is killing me, can you like cut me some slack here?
  • Receptionist: No can't do, call us after 40 hours and we'll schedule you for a consultation.
  • Me: Argh, then can you please tell me where can i get over the counter painkillers because i am going crazy here.
  • Receptionist: Down the road, there's a Boots. Bye now.
  • Me: Ya, thanks for the help, not. (Walks out) Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck...

posted 3 years ago