Me 2: I like the wavy curly thing, i never kept them this long before. Me think it suits me better.
Me 1: Yeah, gay. You gotta chop it off.
Me 2: Heck no, i'm keeping it.
Me 1: Whoops, too late, papa's got the left side butched for you.
Me 2: What the fuck!
Me 1: Just because you like a faggy hairstyle doesn't mean i like it.
Me 2: That doesn't give you the right to cut it off, have you any idea how long it took me to grow them?
Me 1: 1 week?
Me 2: Hell no! 2 months at least.
Me 1: Well, that's 2 months of fucking faggotry gone thanks to me.
Me 2: Keeping the hair a little longer than usual doesn't make it gay.
Me 1: Yes it does. It's a like a freaking Pantene ad day after day. I'm sick of it.
Me 2: God, you are so annoying sometimes.
Me 1: Geez, don't get religion involved, that is using His name in vain. You should be thankful, i just saved you from a lifetime of ass-plowing and cock sucking.
Me 2: I am speechless and beyond words.
Me 1: I trust that you can finish it up yourself. Don't forget to pick up my pink sleeveless top with the Mariah Carey print on it from the dryer when you're done.
